"I liked you before I had even had a chance to brush my hand against yours. I was attracted to your soul before I had a chance to even kiss your lips. I fell for your mind before I knew your body. So don’t ever think for a second that this is shallow, this is anything but."

(via forget-the-maps)

Babe

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colachampagnedad

when your manager ask you if you can extend your shift

hersheywrites

I’m playing this the next time someone ask for money 😒

lilmaryberry

 next time they come to my door like  “Do you have a minute to learn about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?”

hersheywrites

^^byeeeeee. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

pussy-and-pizzza-x

Do you have any discounts going on right now?

janemba

I hate looking at old selfies like I really thot I was cute and everyone let me believe it. Fake

emigration

me with a selfie i only took a week ago

shadiobrando

me with selfies i took a day ago

imalwayslatetowork

Me with selfies I just took

wingbeifong

me before i even take it